Black Sesame Soy Milk > Plain Soy Milk
Kiwi Flavored Denmark Drinking Yogurt > Any other yogurt ever
Tuna Kimbap > Beef Kimbap > Vegetable Kimbap
Cheese ramen > ramen without cheese
Garosugil Aland> Myeongdong Aland > Apgujeong Aland (Aland is an amazing store here that sells everything from local Korean brands to APC, all very hip.)
Tous Les Jours > Paris Baguette > Bread & Co
Any other alcohol in the world > Soju
Nude Peppero > Almond Peppero > Regular Peppero
Also, speaking of peppero which is Korean pocky (or rather Pocky is Japapnese Peppero), Das Racist has the funniest line. They say a black guy on the outside who is a cracker on the inside is a pocky. I thought that was clever.
I suppose a white guy on the outside who is black on the inside would be nude peppero. So basically eminem is nude peppero.
