Yeah, I know

JY: Where did you get your scarf?
Me: From a street stand on Garosugil
JY: Why?
Me: Because they're cheap
JY: Oh really? I only buy brand name things

Yes i know im really black

JY: So are you going to go to NY to get married?
Me: Yes, I think I will get married in NY
JY: Are you going to marry a Korean or an American?
Me: Prob an American
JY: Why not Korean?
Me: It would be nice also to marry a Korean, but my boyfriend in NY is American
JY: So if it's nice to marry a Korean why are you going to marry an American?
Me: Because I love him and you should marry who you love
JY thinks about this for moment
JY: I think you will have really pretty kids!
Me: Why do you say that?
JY: Because mixed kids are always really pretty
Me: Well not all mixed kids are pretty, sometimes they come out really awkward looking. My boyfriend is really pale so maybe they will look like an albino Asian.
JY: What's an albino?
Me: It's a person with no skin pigment or coloring so they're really white
JY: Well, he's really pale but you are really really black so you will be OK

Nouns

What's the noun form of 'trust'?
It's just 'trust,' trust is the thing, like "I have trust in you that you will write a great essay for homework."
Wait, it's not 'trustation?'

Osama Bin Laden Lesson

So my 12 year old didn't know the difference between the Empire State building and the WTC. So we got into it.

Me: But the WTC isn't there anymore because some terrorists flew planes into them and they fell down.

J: Who would do that?

Me: Well, OBL organized it because he leads this group called Al Qaeda which is a terrorist organization

J: Did they catch him yet?

Me: Nope, actually if you help the FBI catch him you get $25 million dollars

J: How much is that?

Me: That's 250 Bentleys (Bentley is her favorite car so I have to explain that way)

J: 250 Bentleys?! I am going to catch him!!!

Me: mmm don't think you will

J: Why not?

Me: I don't think your mom will let you go to Afghanistan or Pakistan to go look for him

J: Maybe he's in Seoul

Me: Uh, pretty sure he's not in Seoul

J: Maybe I'll be in Galleria and he'll be shopping

Me: I don't think you'll see him in Galleria shopping

J: Why not?

Me: Because he doesn't need a Louis Vuitton wallet

J: Why?

Me: He doesn't care about labels and things like that.

J: Oh my god, what's wrong with him?!

I. love. her.

My 12 Year Old

Sees my ipod. "I had your IPod.........in 2nd grade"

Ugh, little girls are the worst!

My 12 year old student on my haircut

Teacher, you look like a Japanese person from 2008.

Burnnnnn