Live Blogging Jersey Shore

I love Vinny. I love Snookie. They need to get married and have babies. Their kid would be Guido Suri.

Angelina, I still hate you with a passion,

JWoww I hope you kick Sammi's ass.

Sammi-You are the worst excuse for a female ever. You set feminism back 35 years. You are pathetic.

The Situation's sister is The Situation with boobs. Not....cute. Nice girl though.

If You have to think about it, it is.

Jersey Shore quote

Sammi: That was a test and you failed miserably.
Ronnie: I don't like tests, that's why I didn't go to college.