Sistar

So For Christmas my 12 yr old got me an Ipod shuffle with her favorite songs on it. So cute.

I learned 2 things from this:
Gaysians have the same taste in music as middle schoolers.
I love this song.

Strictly Eye Candy

Because the song is one long snoozefest. I guess because it's called Baby Good Night? It just puts me to sleep.

A few notes:
Why do they have a fake Damien Hirst diamond skull? Are GD and TOP contemporary art fans?
G Dragons girl is ugly.
The snake's totally a metaphor for TOP's penis. How subtle.
TOP looks really good in glasses.
They are stylin as per usual.

Dance On Tonight

So Im listening to Kpop because I woke up from a 3 hour nap and now have to rally to go to Homo Hill in Itaewon.

I never go to gay bars in NYC anymore but in Seoul these are the clubs of choice for me because I like dancing to Kpop. It's the only way to feel like you're in Korea. Clubs like Answer just make me feel like I'm at some trendy Western House club. Kinda boring and only fun with really good friends and a table. Hip Hop clubs here make me feel like cattle because they're super packed. I've never been to a booking club because the whole idea kinda skeeves me out. So I like Homo Hill.

But I swear I'm not a fag hag. I hate when people call me this because I have 3 close gay friends. I define a fag hag as someone who ONLY has gay friends because straight guys won't play with them. This is not me. Also, the whole term fag hag is offensive.

OK fine, the first picture I sort of look like a fag hag.

After all This Time

Sorry, Sorry is still and will always be my favorite Kpop song.

Wahhh

Ugh another picture of Gu Hara because she is Korean barbie and I look at pictures of her and feel bad about myself. Seriously, can she be any cuter/prettier/hotter?

They always call this chick below Korean barbie, but this chick never did it for me. Her head always seemed abnormally small for her body, also I dont like her boob job, too big.

Top so cool

I usually hate when Asians dye their hair blond, but TOP suree can pull it off.



Although, this song is so an American hip hop song like 10 years ago.

Seriously?!

Mblaq's teaser for their new music video.

Eunjung

From T-ara is soo pretty/cute/hot.

Merry Christmas~

My gift to you.

Girl Kpop Groups.

Oldie but goodie:

T-ara live. I like how unabashedly racist this is.

Sistar:

One more T-ara. Ugh, I hate them but they sure are good eye candy.

I Miss Dancing To This at The Club

I haven't gone out in a really, really long time.

2NE1 Concert

2ne1 is having a concert in December with DJ DOC.

Both their full albums have been on my ipod on repeat.

I am just blah about Korean concerts because you sit, next to a 12 year old and can't dance! What good is a concert if you can't stand and pump your fists (ala the unforgettable Gaga concert I went with my high school besties, we're from LI we pumped our fists, so what?).

Perhaps I will still go because 2ne1 is the fiercest.

BC Jess Loves Cl

CL doing Please Don't Go live.



I love 2NE1 because they don't suck live unlike other groups where I curse their producers for ever giving them a mike.
Like T-ara, my ears were bleeding at their concert.

2ne1

2AM is such a downer. Let's party with 2ne1.

I wonder if T Pain has heard of 2ne1 because their autotuning would make him proud.

I like 2ne1 because they're not extremely pretty women (with the exception of Dara) and yet super fierce.

"Like Crazy" vs "Even if I die"

OK call me crazy, but these songs sound exactly alike.

Like Crazy:


Even if I die:

Saint O'Clock

2Am has a new album out! Seolong's acting is so funny.

More of Jo Kwon's faces yayyyyy.

Jo Kwon comes in at the 1:54 mark.

Also, WTF are they wearing around their white suits? Whites suits are all sorts of wrong alone but with that thing they're wearing around their waists. Travesty.



Link to download new album

Jo Kwon needs to come out already!

My two loves in one, Jo Kwon doing the Miss A dance.

You seriously can't claim to be straight with moves like this.

Definitely a bottom.

Sistar

Sistar has a new single out.

I am posting "Push,Push" even though the song is kinda old. I still love dancing to it at the clubs.

I called this

Se7en's third single off Digital Bounce will be "Im Going Crazy" the video is being shot this weekend. I called that when the album came out.

I can't wait for the video. Not a dance tune but so catchy.

Ahahah do you remember this?

I always had it me that I would like Kpop because how obsessed was everyone with Kpop in middle school? My bedroom was covered with pictures of 희준.

This kind of delayed me musically. I vividly remember being in my homie Kristen's car in 10th or 11th grade and "Buffalo Solder" came on. I had to ask her who it was. She looked at me incredulously and was like "Lia YOU DON'T KNOW BOB MARLEY?!" True story, this happened. So at that point I knew I needed to educate myself musically beyond H.O.T. and Ja Rule. I still can remember her face to the T this day. The image has scarred the shame into me for life.

Now, I'm hip you guys I listen to like YACHT and Phoenix, I swear. I'm really hip and with it.

I was reminiscing on all the songs I jammed to in 6th grade.

The jam of all jams. Everyone and their mother was trying to do the Woohyuk dance. I always wondered why they picked such an average white girl in the video. I now realize she was probably teaching English here and they found her randomly on the streets of Itaewon. Just how white people cannot tell what a good looking/pretty Asian is, I don't think Koreans really know in regards to white people either.

The black guy in the beginning is totally from Itaewon also. Jinusean "Gasoline". I love the how 'gangster' this guy is in the video. Koreans are NOT hood. Let's be real, if we ever in jail for a felony, it'd be for like money embezzling from our Fortune 500 company.

Yoo Seung Joon "Na Na Na". OK a few things on this video. Is Yoo Seung Joon the reason why every Flushing guy had that long string of hair in the front? Was he solely responsible for the trend? If you go to the 3:50 mark, she is teaching the class Engrish and on the board it says " lettle" and "modst". Pretty sure that is not English. Why is he playing basketball on a stage in front of his school?

He was such a butterface but he was actually a really good singer and dancer so you have to give him props. I was a fan.

Roora 날개잃은천사 Love love

I was looking for a video of 1Tym and I came across this gem. Them speaking English. People trying to guess WTF they are saying in English. 1:53-2:30 is so funny. I love Korean accents.

This one is a shout out to Di

My friend Diana is researching Kpop for a project. Here is a list of my other current favorites. My real favorites, Se7en, Miss A, and DJ DOC have already been posted.

Click to view on youtube, because the videos always get cut off here.

Korean hip hop. The video is genius.

That group Shinee you mentioned on my Fb. This is their big hit right now. I love this song with no irony.

From wikipedia: Shinee is considered to be a fashion icon having started the "Shinee Trend". Ugh really?!

Perez Hilton who is weirdly obsessed with Kpop posted a Taeyang video the other day but this one is better. "You're my chocolate my sweetest chocolate. You're my ice cream, my sweetest ice cream" Really who cares about the lyrics when he's shirtless. It switches gears at the 2:20 mark.

The first girl in this video who sings with the short hair is a Cali girl and she's amazing. I saw them live and Nicole can shake her ass like a true American because that's how we do. However, the tall girl with the super long hair is one of the hottest Korean bitches of all time.

Her name is Kang Jihyung, she is living anime. Sooo hot

This is the new Super Junior video. The fat member on the right makes me laugh whenever they show him dancing.

Hope you enjoyed!