The Most Korean Statement Ever

Overheard on street:
I just got my eyes done, my eyes look like vienna sausages.


Combining Korean's love for plastic surgery and artificial meats into one. Tehe.

Plastic, Plastic Everywhere

The plastic surgery ads are too graphic for my taste and they bombard you with grotesque images (I really do not need to see someone's rogue toes at 8 Am). As mentioned before, plastic surgery is huge here. Mostly to get westernized eyes or a bigger bridge in the nose. However, breast implants are also growing in popularity.

Sometimes, when I leave my Kindle or IPod at home, I play a game in the subway that I like to call "Guess the Surgery", it can potentially be played the whole duration of the ride. After all, 50% of Korean women have the eye surgery, including my dear mother. My father's mother actually insisted my mother get the surgery before he married her. Now you know where I get the bitchiness from.

To me it is unfortunate because everyone is starting to look like the same person when they don't need to. What I love about NY (as opposed to La La Land or Seoul) is that a girl can make it with subpar looks as long as she has great style. I suppose Korea is a very looks oriented culture, what developed nation isn't? If it makes a woman feel better about herself then who I am to judge. I just have a problem with a society that places THAT much emphasis on an eye wrinkle and force their kids as young as 12 to get the surgery (true story, happened in my friend's middle school class).

Korean standard of beauty below. As I walked past this ad I overheard a girl say to her friend "Who wants to see this girl, she got her eyes, nose, and lips done. Is that pretty?" My thoughts exactly. I suppose I have to hand it to her, her surgeon def knew what he was doing.

Korean Movie Theaters are Far Superior

You can pick your own seats when you buy your tickets (no need to sit in the theater for 45 minutes to ensure good seeating). You can get up to 3 different flavors of popcorn in one bucket (next time I am sticking with butter and caramel, my hands still reek of garlic). They have different color straws for those first daters and separate straw holes in the soda cups. They also have ladies accept your garbage at the end to separate for recycling. How clever!

Exhibit A:

Girl in full plastic surgery burka-like get up.

Garlic, Cheese, Caramel

Karate Kid here is translated to "Best Kid"