Top 5 Ways Korea Has Changed Me

1) I have been substance free for 6 months now and I rarely go out. I also stopped drinking soju. The first month I projectile vomited every night from soju and now I just quit trying. It is disgusting.

2) Boiled eggs entertain me. I was skyping with Peter and was overly excited by how my boiled egg split perfectly in half and felt the need to show him over video this miracle. Reasons why this is all sorts of wrong:
a. This should not excite anyone by any amount let alone overly excite.
b. I sit around and eat boiled eggs which are about the most boring and geriatric food ever.

3) I had the brilliant idea of starting soap making as a hobby when I get back to NY. When you have a lot of time you think, you make inner discoveries like realizing your preference for bar soap over liquid soap. Discoveries like this lead to ideas of creating handmade bar soap.

You smirk now, but in a few months you will be begging me for a bar of my homemade Savon De Marseille.

4) I listen to KPop....a lot of Kpop.

5) In NY I was not cool, if anything just chill and at times dorky. But now I am just a huge tool as indicated above.

I Miss Dancing To This at The Club

I haven't gone out in a really, really long time.

Urgent News Updates from Friends Make me Smile

I wake up in the morning to find this urgent news update from Kristen:

Lia Prince William got engaged. Now what am I going to do?!

Love it. It resonates with every girl on the planet born between 1980 and 1990. Who born in that decade didn't have a secret dream to marry one of the princes? Kristen, don't worry you still have Prince Hot Ginge on the market.

Passengers Push for Child-Free Flights

This article is written about nothingness because no airline is even thinking about implementing this idea. A girl can dream though!

Article Here

Life Lesson Learned

When homesick for NYC, watching Sex and the City is about the worst idea ever.

Explain to me the McRib Thing

I don't get this McRib craze as of late. They were gross 10 years ago and I assume they are still gross now.

There is a reason they were discontinued no?

My Dream House

Would be to buy one of these mod homes and plop it down on a 40 dollar plot of land in Bali.

Link to Modular Housing