Osama Bin Laden Lesson

So my 12 year old didn't know the difference between the Empire State building and the WTC. So we got into it.

Me: But the WTC isn't there anymore because some terrorists flew planes into them and they fell down.

J: Who would do that?

Me: Well, OBL organized it because he leads this group called Al Qaeda which is a terrorist organization

J: Did they catch him yet?

Me: Nope, actually if you help the FBI catch him you get $25 million dollars

J: How much is that?

Me: That's 250 Bentleys (Bentley is her favorite car so I have to explain that way)

J: 250 Bentleys?! I am going to catch him!!!

Me: mmm don't think you will

J: Why not?

Me: I don't think your mom will let you go to Afghanistan or Pakistan to go look for him

J: Maybe he's in Seoul

Me: Uh, pretty sure he's not in Seoul

J: Maybe I'll be in Galleria and he'll be shopping

Me: I don't think you'll see him in Galleria shopping

J: Why not?

Me: Because he doesn't need a Louis Vuitton wallet

J: Why?

Me: He doesn't care about labels and things like that.

J: Oh my god, what's wrong with him?!

I. love. her.