Tuesday, 25 January 2011

A few observations on Korean things

Bus > Subway

Black Sesame Soy Milk > Plain Soy Milk

Kiwi Flavored Denmark Drinking Yogurt > Any other yogurt ever

Tuna Kimbap > Beef Kimbap > Vegetable Kimbap

Cheese ramen > ramen without cheese

Garosugil Aland> Myeongdong Aland > Apgujeong Aland (Aland is an amazing store here that sells everything from local Korean brands to APC, all very hip.)

Tous Les Jours > Paris Baguette > Bread & Co

Any other alcohol in the world > Soju

Nude Peppero > Almond Peppero > Regular Peppero

Also, speaking of peppero which is Korean pocky (or rather Pocky is Japapnese Peppero), Das Racist has the funniest line. They say a black guy on the outside who is a cracker on the inside is a pocky. I thought that was clever.

I suppose a white guy on the outside who is black on the inside would be nude peppero. So basically eminem is nude peppero.

1 comment:

  1. LOL omg such convoluted logic. what are we? we'd be almond peppero with white chocolate inside?

    <3 black sesame & cheese <3

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