Bus > Subway
Black Sesame Soy Milk > Plain Soy Milk
Kiwi Flavored Denmark Drinking Yogurt > Any other yogurt ever
Tuna Kimbap > Beef Kimbap > Vegetable Kimbap
Cheese ramen > ramen without cheese
Garosugil Aland> Myeongdong Aland > Apgujeong Aland (Aland is an amazing store here that sells everything from local Korean brands to APC, all very hip.)
Tous Les Jours > Paris Baguette > Bread & Co
Any other alcohol in the world > Soju
Nude Peppero > Almond Peppero > Regular Peppero
Also, speaking of peppero which is Korean pocky (or rather Pocky is Japapnese Peppero), Das Racist has the funniest line. They say a black guy on the outside who is a cracker on the inside is a pocky. I thought that was clever.
I suppose a white guy on the outside who is black on the inside would be nude peppero. So basically eminem is nude peppero.
LOL omg such convoluted logic. what are we? we'd be almond peppero with white chocolate inside?
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