Spanx

I just bought a pair of Spanx because I bought a dress 4 months ago that needs to be worn.

I love this dress. It is a sparkly gold number and I had plans on wearing it numerous times but my plans have been foiled by my gut. The day has come where I can't wear anything I want anymore. I knew this day would come eventually, but I thought maybe I would be 35...not 26.

This gut may be caused by the fact that I work until 9:30, get home, eat cup ramen and drink beer. I am basically a Korean Al Bundy.